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What if cruise lines were people?

Cruises are a great and often cost effective way to spend time with friends and family. It doesn’t hurt to have everything you need to be entertained aboard as well. However each cruise line has its own personality; let’s put a face to it. 

Carnival

-loves kids, but loves the pool bar just as much

-meet him at the buffet (que the pizza station)

-aspires to be on broadway

-laid back and fun so people of all age groups love him

Celebrity

-tells everyone he’s related to Royal Caribbean 

-here for a good time not a long time 

-always up for a selfie 

-loves luxury and brunch

Royal Caribbean

-loves extravagance 

-affluent travel blogger 

-was voted most popular in high school (the superlative still applies)

-grown and sexy vibes

Disney

-LOVES animated movies

-filled with childlike wonder

-the most creative

-will make you a costume if asked nicely

Princess

-Carnival’s more refined older cousin (twice removed)

-invites Celebrity to brunch 

-enjoys double dates and spa days

-“sit back and relaxxxx”



What other character traits can you think of? Let me know in the comments!

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